Clean House Messy Bitch Ceramic Ornament, Bold and Playful Vintage Kitchen Keepsake

⭐️ Product Details

🎁 Made in the USA.
🎁 Ornaments made with a high quality, glossy, and durable ceramic. Similar to porcelain.
🎁 Approximately 3 inches in length.
🎁 FREE: golden string and velvet pouch with purchase.
🎁Officially Eco-Friendly.
🎁 Shipped securely in a holiday gift themed bubble mailer with no packing slip included.
🎁 Perfect for a gift, keepsake, stocking stuffer, mini tree decoration and Christmas collection!

♻️ Attributes and Sustainability 
💚 The product materials are nontoxic, plastic-free, reusable and recycled!
💚 Our raw material production of these items are ethically and sustainably sourced, carbon neutral, and Fair Trade.

⭐️ Description 
In a world where spotless kitchens are celebrated, this sassy ornament throws a playful curveball, capturing the essence of those who keep things tidy yet unapologetically embrace their wild side. With a nod to vintage charm and a wink at life’s beautifully chaotic moments, it’s the perfect blend of humor and style for those who know that a little mess only adds to the flavor. This keepsake is for the bold, the brash, and those who live life with a dash of mischief. 🍸✨

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We make shipping a very easy and predicable process. We'll even explain it to you in bullet points!

 

Shipping Rates

• United States: $3.99 first order, $1.99 every next order
• Canada: $8.00 first order, $2.00 every next order
• Rest of the World: $11 first order, $3.00 every next order

*All US orders over $30 ship free

*All Canada orders over $60 ship $10 flat. 

* All International (Rest of the World) orders over $60 ship $20 flat. 

 

Shipping Times

All orders are processed and complete by 1-3 business days.  Due to the unpredictable nature of weather, holiday delays, and internal carrier issues, all shipping times are approximate. 

• United States: Delivered within 1-4 business days
• Canada: Delivered within 1-2 weeks
• Rest of the World: Delivered within 1-3+ weeks

 

Shipping Information

• All orders are shipped with USPS First Class Package 
• All orders are shipped with a safe Poly Bubble Mailer to avoid breakage
• All orders lost and damaged are refundable