Old Black Cat Sarcastic Tote Bag, Funny Shower Phrase Gift Shopper
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- Made in the USA 🇺🇸
⭐️ Key Features
👜 Hilariously sarcastic old black cat graphic — bold, funny, and made for the person who skips showers and has absolutely no regrets
👜 Durable canvas material built for everyday use
👜 Spacious 16" x 15" interior — fits books, groceries, and all your daily essentials
👜 Comfortable shoulder straps for easy all-day carrying
👜 Lightweight yet sturdy construction
👜 Eco-friendly and reusable — ditch the plastic bags
👜 A perfect funny gift for black cat lovers, sarcasm fans, and anyone who relates to a grumpy old cat on a spiritual level 🐈❤️
👜 Handpressed in our USA warehouse 🇺🇸 — Raw materials may be sourced elsewhere
📌 Product Details
🧵 Material: Canvas
🧵 Size: 16 inches x 15 inches
🧵 Closure: Open top
🚫 Care Instructions: Spot clean or hand wash cold, air dry
Unbothered. Moisturized. Showering optional. 🐈✨ This Old Black Cat Sarcastic Tote is made for the person who has fully embraced their inner grumpy cat energy — and wears it like a badge of honor. Whether it’s headed to the grocery store, a lazy errand run, or gifted to the most gloriously sarcastic cat person you know — this bag is a whole mood. 😄
❓ FAQs
Q: Is this an officially licensed product?
A: All designs on OrnamentallyYou products are original artwork created exclusively for our store. We are not affiliated with any third-party brands or characters.
Q: What are the bag dimensions?
A: The tote measures 16 inches wide by 15 inches tall with comfortable shoulder straps — roomy enough for all your daily essentials.
Q: How do I care for my tote bag?
A: We recommend spot cleaning or hand washing in cold water and air drying to preserve the print and fabric quality.
🌱 Sustainability
A reusable tote designed to help reduce single-use plastic waste — because even sarcastic cat people care about the planet. ♻️
💌 Thank you for shopping with OrnamentallyYou! Your support helps us keep creating designs that make people smile. © OrnamentallyYou. All rights reserved.
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Shipping Rates
United States
- Shipping starts at $5.99. Free shipping on all orders over $30
Canada
- Shipping starts at $17
International (Rest of the World)
- Shipping starts at $30
Shipping Times
All orders are processed and complete by 1-4 business days. Due to the unpredictable nature of weather, holiday delays, and internal carrier issues, all shipping times are approximate.
- United States: Delivered within 1-4 business days
- Canada: Delivered within 1-2 weeks
- Rest of the World: Delivered within 1-3+ weeks
Shipping Information
- All orders are shipped with USPS First Class Package
- All orders are shipped with a safe Poly Bubble Mailer to avoid breakage
- All orders lost and damaged are refundable