Hilarious and Dirty Merry Dickmas Christmas Ornament, Secret Santa Gift, Dark Humor Funny Mature Present
Regular price$10.99 USD
Made in the USA 🇺🇸
Free Gift Pouch Included
⭐️ Product Details 🎁 Made in the USA 🎁 Ornaments made with a high quality, glossy, and durable ceramic. Similar to porcelain 🎁 Approximately 3 inches in length 🎁 FREE: golden string and velvet pouch with purchase 🎁 Officially Eco-Friendly 🎁 Shipped securely in a holiday gift themed bubble mailer with no packing slip included
♻️ Attributes and Sustainability 💚 The product materials are nontoxic, plastic-free, reusable and recycled! 💚 Our raw material production of these items are ethically and sustainably sourced, carbon neutral, and Fair Trade.
⭐️ Description Bring a dose of dark humor to your holiday festivities with this Christmas Ornament. This risqué decoration adds a playful and mature twist to your celebrations, making it a perfect fit for Secret Santa exchanges and those with a taste for unconventional humor. 🎅🍆 Get ready for laughter and cheeky fun with this unique keepsake!
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United States: $3.99 first order, $1.99 every next order
Canada: $8.00 first order, $2.00 every next order
Rest of the World: $11 first order, $3.00 every next order
*All US orders over $30 ship free
*All Canada orders over $60 ship $10 flat.
* All International (Rest of the World) orders over $60 ship $20 flat.
All orders are processed and complete by 1-3 business days. Due to the unpredictable nature of weather, holiday delays, and internal carrier issues, all shipping times are approximate.
United States:Delivered within 1-4 business days
Canada: Delivered within 1-2 weeks
Rest of the World: Delivered within 1-3+ weeks
All orders are shipped with USPS First Class Package
All orders are shipped with a safe Poly Bubble Mailer to avoid breakage