It goes Dasher, and Dancer, Prancer, and Vixen, Moscato, Vodka, Tequila and Blitzen...
Everybody needs a little fun, and we're not here to judge! There's nothing like being full of Christmas Spirits. So whether you are a consenting adult.... or college girl/boy LIT, this one's probably for you!
We make shipping a very easy and predicable process. We'll even explain it to you in bullet points!
United States: $3.99 first order, $1.99 every next order
Canada: $8.00 first order, $2.00 every next order
Rest of the World: $11 first order, $3.00 every next order
*All US orders over $30 ship free
*All Canada orders over $60 ship $10 flat.
* All International (Rest of the World) orders over $60 ship $20 flat.
All orders are processed and complete by 1-3 business days. Due to the unpredictable nature of weather, holiday delays, and internal carrier issues, all shipping times are approximate.
United States:Delivered within 1-4 business days
Canada: Delivered within 1-2 weeks
Rest of the World: Delivered within 1-3+ weeks
All orders are shipped with USPS First Class Package
All orders are shipped with a safe Poly Bubble Mailer to avoid breakage