I’m Laying on your Present Dirty Santa Christmas Ornament, Funny Holiday Sex Gift
Regular price$10.99 USD
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- Made in the USA 🇺🇸
- Free Gift Pouch Included
⭐️ Product Details
🎁 Made in the USA
🎁 Ornaments made with a high quality, glossy, and durable ceramic. Similar to porcelain
🎁 Approximately 3 inches in length
🎁 FREE: golden string and velvet pouch with purchase
🎁 Officially Eco-Friendly
🎁 Shipped securely in a holiday gift themed bubble mailer with no packing slip included
♻️ Attributes and Sustainability
💚 The product materials are nontoxic, plastic-free, reusable and recycled!
💚 Our raw material production of these items are ethically and sustainably sourced, carbon neutral, and Fair Trade.
⭐️ Description
Add a bold and humorous twist to your holiday festivities with our Dirty Santa Christmas Ornament. This risqué decoration is the perfect fit for those with a taste for unconventional and cheeky humor during the holiday season. 🎅😉 Get ready to bring some laughter and lighthearted fun to your celebrations with this unique keepsake!
💌 We welcome you to our community and if there’s any problems please contact customer service.
The images used in this shop are original and are subject to Copyright. All Rights Reserved.
🎁 Made in the USA
🎁 Ornaments made with a high quality, glossy, and durable ceramic. Similar to porcelain
🎁 Approximately 3 inches in length
🎁 FREE: golden string and velvet pouch with purchase
🎁 Officially Eco-Friendly
🎁 Shipped securely in a holiday gift themed bubble mailer with no packing slip included
♻️ Attributes and Sustainability
💚 The product materials are nontoxic, plastic-free, reusable and recycled!
💚 Our raw material production of these items are ethically and sustainably sourced, carbon neutral, and Fair Trade.
⭐️ Description
Add a bold and humorous twist to your holiday festivities with our Dirty Santa Christmas Ornament. This risqué decoration is the perfect fit for those with a taste for unconventional and cheeky humor during the holiday season. 🎅😉 Get ready to bring some laughter and lighthearted fun to your celebrations with this unique keepsake!
💌 We welcome you to our community and if there’s any problems please contact customer service.
The images used in this shop are original and are subject to Copyright. All Rights Reserved.
We make shipping a very easy and predicable process. We'll even explain it to you in bullet points!
Shipping Rates
- United States: $3.99 first order, $1.99 every next order
- Canada: $8.00 first order, $2.00 every next order
- Rest of the World: $11 first order, $3.00 every next order
*All US orders over $30 ship free
*All Canada orders over $60 ship $10 flat.
* All International (Rest of the World) orders over $60 ship $20 flat.
Shipping Times
All orders are processed and complete by 1-3 business days. Due to the unpredictable nature of weather, holiday delays, and internal carrier issues, all shipping times are approximate.
- United States: Delivered within 1-4 business days
- Canada: Delivered within 1-2 weeks
- Rest of the World: Delivered within 1-3+ weeks
Shipping Information
- All orders are shipped with USPS First Class Package
- All orders are shipped with a safe Poly Bubble Mailer to avoid breakage
- All orders lost and damaged are refundable
