On the Naughty List and I Regret Nothing Funny Christmas Ornament, Dirty Joke Secret Santa Gift
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⭐️ Product Details
🎁 Made in the USA
🎁 Ornaments made with a high quality, glossy, and durable ceramic. Similar to porcelain
🎁 Approximately 3 inches in length
🎁 FREE: golden string and velvet pouch with purchase
🎁 Officially Eco-Friendly
🎁 Shipped securely in a holiday gift themed bubble mailer with no packing slip included
♻️ Attributes and Sustainability
💚 The product materials are nontoxic, plastic-free, reusable and recycled!
💚 Our raw material production of these items are ethically and sustainably sourced, carbon neutral, and Fair Trade.
⭐️ Description
Tis the season for mirth and mischief, and what better way to flaunt your festive cheekiness than with this must-have holiday bauble? Perfect for those with a penchant for playful humor, this whimsical ornament adds a dash of sass to any Christmas tree. It's the ideal cheeky accompaniment to your holiday décor, doubling as the perfect gag gift for that beloved 'troublemaker' in your circle or a light-hearted white elephant exchange. Crafted to spark laughter and keep the spirits bright. As it dangles among the twinkling lights, it serves as a nifty reminder that sometimes being a little naughty is the spice of life—no regrets, just joyous revelry. Deck your halls with laughter and a touch of daring this season! 🎄
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Shipping Rates
- United States: $3.99 first order, $1.99 every next order
- Canada: $8.00 first order, $2.00 every next order
- Rest of the World: $11 first order, $3.00 every next order
*All US orders over $30 ship free
*All Canada orders over $60 ship $10 flat.
* All International (Rest of the World) orders over $60 ship $20 flat.
Shipping Times
All orders are processed and complete by 1-3 business days. Due to the unpredictable nature of weather, holiday delays, and internal carrier issues, all shipping times are approximate.
- United States: Delivered within 1-4 business days
- Canada: Delivered within 1-2 weeks
- Rest of the World: Delivered within 1-3+ weeks
Shipping Information
- All orders are shipped with USPS First Class Package
- All orders are shipped with a safe Poly Bubble Mailer to avoid breakage
- All orders lost and damaged are refundable