An Alcoholics Christmas Bundle

It goes Dasher, and Dancer, Prancer, and Vixen, Moscato, Vodka, Tequila and Blitzen... 

Everybody needs a little fun, and we're not here to judge! There's nothing like being full of Christmas Spirits. So whether you are a consenting adult.... or college girl/boy LIT, this one's probably for you!

✨ Key Product Features:

🎁 Four Ceramic Ornaments Included

🎁 Gift Box Packaging Included

🎁 Each ornament comes with a string and is approximately 3 inches in length

 

We make shipping a very easy and predicable process. We'll even explain it to you in bullet points!

 

Shipping Rates

• United States: $3.99 first order, $1.99 every next order
• Canada: $8.00 first order, $2.00 every next order
• Rest of the World: $11 first order, $3.00 every next order

*All US orders over $30 ship free

*All Canada orders over $60 ship $10 flat. 

* All International (Rest of the World) orders over $60 ship $20 flat. 

 

Shipping Times

All orders are processed and complete by 1-3 business days.  Due to the unpredictable nature of weather, holiday delays, and internal carrier issues, all shipping times are approximate. 

• United States: Delivered within 1-4 business days
• Canada: Delivered within 1-2 weeks
• Rest of the World: Delivered within 1-3+ weeks

 

Shipping Information

• All orders are shipped with USPS First Class Package 
• All orders are shipped with a safe Poly Bubble Mailer to avoid breakage
• All orders lost and damaged are refundable