{"product_id":"old-black-cat-sarcastic-tote-bag-funny-shower-gift","title":"Old Black Cat Sarcastic Tote Bag, Funny Shower Phrase Gift Shopper","description":"\u003cp\u003e⭐️ \u003cstrong\u003eKey Features\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n👜 Hilariously sarcastic old black cat graphic — bold, funny, and made for the person who skips showers and has absolutely no regrets\u003cbr\u003e\n👜 Durable canvas material built for everyday use\u003cbr\u003e\n👜 Spacious 16\" x 15\" interior — fits books, groceries, and all your daily essentials\u003cbr\u003e\n👜 Comfortable shoulder straps for easy all-day carrying\u003cbr\u003e\n👜 Lightweight yet sturdy construction\u003cbr\u003e\n👜 Eco-friendly and reusable — ditch the plastic bags\u003cbr\u003e\n👜 A perfect funny gift for black cat lovers, sarcasm fans, and anyone who relates to a grumpy old cat on a spiritual level 🐈❤️\u003cbr\u003e\n👜 Handpressed in our USA warehouse 🇺🇸 — Raw materials may be sourced elsewhere\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e📌 \u003cstrong\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n🧵 \u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e Canvas\u003cbr\u003e\n🧵 \u003cstrong\u003eSize:\u003c\/strong\u003e 16 inches x 15 inches\u003cbr\u003e\n🧵 \u003cstrong\u003eClosure:\u003c\/strong\u003e Open top\u003cbr\u003e\n🚫 \u003cstrong\u003eCare Instructions:\u003c\/strong\u003e Spot clean or hand wash cold, air dry\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eUnbothered. Moisturized. Showering optional. 🐈✨ This Old Black Cat Sarcastic Tote is made for the person who has fully embraced their inner grumpy cat energy — and wears it like a badge of honor. Whether it’s headed to the grocery store, a lazy errand run, or gifted to the most gloriously sarcastic cat person you know — this bag is a whole mood. 😄\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e❓ \u003cstrong\u003eFAQs\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQ: Is this an officially licensed product?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nA: All designs on OrnamentallyYou products are original artwork created exclusively for our store. We are not affiliated with any third-party brands or characters.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQ: What are the bag dimensions?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nA: The tote measures 16 inches wide by 15 inches tall with comfortable shoulder straps — roomy enough for all your daily essentials.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQ: How do I care for my tote bag?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nA: We recommend spot cleaning or hand washing in cold water and air drying to preserve the print and fabric quality.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e🌱 \u003cstrong\u003eSustainability\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nA reusable tote designed to help reduce single-use plastic waste — because even sarcastic cat people care about the planet. ♻️\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e💌 \u003cem\u003eThank you for shopping with OrnamentallyYou! Your support helps us keep creating designs that make people smile. © OrnamentallyYou. All rights reserved.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"OrnamentallyYou","offers":[{"title":"White","offer_id":49370958463204,"sku":"TOTE1442-WHITE","price":19.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Beige","offer_id":49370958528740,"sku":"TOTE1442-BEIGE","price":19.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Handle","offer_id":49370958561508,"sku":"TOTE1442-WHITE-BLK-HNDL","price":19.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy Handle","offer_id":49370958594276,"sku":"TOTE1442-WHITE-BLU-HNDL","price":19.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0427\/9857\/9867\/files\/ForProduct-01_WhiteNavy_OldBlackCatSarcasticToteBag_FunnyShowerPhraseGiftShopper.png?v=1783675291","url":"https:\/\/ornamentallyyou.com\/products\/old-black-cat-sarcastic-tote-bag-funny-shower-gift","provider":"OrnamentallyYou","version":"1.0","type":"link"}